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    <title>Greg Cooper</title>
    <link>http://virb.com/awfy</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Hey everyone!

I'm <strong>Greg</strong>, I go by the full name of <strong>Gregorie Bruce Cooper</strong>. Often referred to as <strong>Cooper</strong> or <strong>Coops</strong> like the majority of my family. My life online consists of being an identity called <em>"Awfy"</em> and nearly anywhere you look I'm the guy who has the username <strong>Awfy</strong>.

I'm turning <strong>18</strong> later this year and to most teenagers from the UK that means they can finally drink alcohol legally, however I'm not most teenagers and I won't be interested in drinking alcohol <em>(the devil's juice)</em>.

At the moment I live in a very small Scottish village called <strong><a href="http://www.dufftown.co.uk/" title="Crap website, they should be shot!" target="_blank">Dufftown</a></strong>. Yes you read correctly <em>Dufftown</em>. Most people laugh at the name and automatically link it to <em>The Simpsons</em> with their <strong>Duff Beer</strong>. We make <strong>Whiskey</strong> instead of <em>Beer</em> though and that makes us the <em>Malt Whiskey Capital of the World</em>. Quite a nice title for a town of only <em>1,800</em> people. In a couple of months time I will be moving to the closest city called <strong>Elgin</strong> which will be a massive change for me spending 17/18 years of my life in a small town. Still it will be nice to see what happens.

I was educated at a small rural High School (Secondary) called <strong>Speyside</strong> which was very nice once I think about it. Nothing was especially disgusting or bad about the place, just the usual that you think the place is a dump when you have to visit every day to get spoken to by someone who doesn't have a clue what they're saying. I then moved onto do a course in <strong>Computing & Multimedia</strong> at a local college <em>(Moray College)</em> which turned out to be a failure in my life. It just wasn't for me - a lot of the stuff was out of date <em>(such as their ways of coding HTML)</em> so I decided to pack it in after the first 6 months.]]></description>
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      <title>It has arrived, the video to Telephone by Lady Gaga feat....</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQ95z6ywcBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GQ95z6ywcBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br /><br /><p>It has arrived, the video to Telephone by Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce. Insanely catchy song!</p>
<p>What a MAD video as well, 9 minutes for what is normally a 3 minute song.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gregs/~4/Rn-CVXvDm_8" height="1" width="1" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:54:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/9103957</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Video: It has arrived, the video to Telephone by Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce. Insanely catchy song! <a href="http://tumblr.com/xmm7cdn5x" target="_blank">http://tumblr.com/xmm7cdn5x</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:14:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dumb &amp; Dumber on FIVER. Jim Carrey at his best!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dumb &amp; Dumber on FIVER. Jim Carrey at his best!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:21:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Got my mum and gran mother's day gifts and in the process donated to...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Got my mum and gran mother&#039;s day gifts and in the process donated to charity. There&#039;s no better way to send a gift.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:21:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Looking forward to the first race of the 2010 F1 season on Sunday. Tomorrow...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Looking forward to the first race of the 2010 F1 season on Sunday. Tomorrow is qualifying!]]></description>
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      <title>Spotify Premium + Solos (Beats by Dr. Dre) = Music Narnia</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/9036111</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Spotify Premium + Solos (Beats by Dr. Dre) = Music Narnia]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:00:15 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The tell tale signs of an overused iPhone.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz212jK74C1qz6l8go1_500.jpg" /><br /><br /><p>The tell tale signs of an overused iPhone.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gregs/~4/KJZU1L6btlk" height="1" width="1" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:53:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Amazing what one tweet can do. @simonify is now getting goodies from...</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/9016222</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Amazing what one tweet can do. <a href="http://twitter.com/simonify" target="_blank">@simonify</a> is now getting goodies from <a href="http://twitter.com/andrewwk" target="_blank">@andrewwk</a> because I confessed his love for him.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:57:02 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2z4biJjq1qz6l8go1_500.jpg" /><br /><br /><p>2 sets of Solos by Dr. Dre fresh out of the Apple store.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gregs/~4/CepwXxe9IvY" height="1" width="1" />]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Photo: 2 sets of Solos by Dr. Dre fresh out of the Apple store. <a href="http://tumblr.com/xmm79ml2y" target="_blank">http://tumblr.com/xmm79ml2y</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:45:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic apps worth $260+ for only...</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8983405</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic apps worth $260+ for only $19.95 and got 3 great bonus apps free! <a href="http://bit.ly/heist-it" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/heist-it</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:47:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tis' a done deal, heading to Miami as soon as my passport is sorted out! :D</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8979803</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Tis&#039; a done deal, heading to Miami as soon as my passport is sorted out! :D]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:00:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I've lost the "Revert" button in Photoshop, any idea where it has...</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8974130</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve lost the &quot;Revert&quot; button in Photoshop, any idea where it has went?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:28:40 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"I'm going to get a glass, I'm too posh to drink it [coke] out of the...</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8974128</link>
      <description><![CDATA[&quot;I&#039;m going to get a glass, I&#039;m too posh to drink it [coke] out of the bottle.&quot; - <a href="http://twitter.com/gavinmills1" target="_blank">@gavinmills1</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:28:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Really happy with all the changes happening at Boost.TV. Next couple of...</title>
      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8965266</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Really happy with all the changes happening at Boost.TV. Next couple of months should see the user numbers soar.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:36:25 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>My dog is just way too cute sometimes, here is his “just...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxm9ipkAU1qz6l8go1_500.jpg" /><br /><br /><p>My dog is just way too cute sometimes, here is his “just out of bed” look. Colgate need to snap him up for some adverts!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gregs/~4/zpg9xzP01p8" height="1" width="1" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:30:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Spying on forum threads that mention me, tis' fun :)</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Spying on forum threads that mention me, tis&#039; fun :)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:59:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <link>http://virb.gre.gs/posts/status/8926941</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Photo: My dog is just way too cute sometimes, here is his “just out of bed” look. Colgate need to snap him up... <a href="http://tumblr.com/xmm75vum9" target="_blank">http://tumblr.com/xmm75vum9</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:59:10 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[“According to the doctor, my medical report quotes a very short life sperm due to my health...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gregs/~4/Dl46gg8tla4" height="1" width="1" />]]></description>
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